Billiards.
Can I get pool instead, billiard is hard.
Darts
I think this might be the answer
chess.
I’m lazy but like RTS games.
Chess isn’t a sport
Well, not the way you play it.
Snooker.
This was my first thought. Honourable mentions to golf and darts.
This or marbles
Quidditch, because it would change the laws of physics and everything would probably explode in a hilarious hellfire
It’s a real sport nowadays: https://www.rulesofsport.com/sports/quidditch.html
No idea how to respond to this. They run around with actual broomsticks between their legs? Well, whatever floats your boat lol
No need to have a good response. I’m with you in being a bit weirded out by it. I just felt I shouldn’t be alone in my state of being weirded out by this.
Curling.
Magic: the Gathering
It’s a sport if it was on ESPN!
Archery
Do I have to me good at it or is someone just going to pay me to do it regardless? I guess motorsport
Every last one of you could have chosen drone racing and yet none of you did.
Drone racing.
Online Chess is now officially Esport… so that… xD
I’d be the next Hikaru Nakamura, live stream chess stuff and act cool af.
Ranked Competitive Sex.
You don’t wanna go up against the world heavyweight champion
Its okay, thats my weight class
Olympic walking. I’ll be taking it really really easy. I’ll have headphones and an ice cream cone
Ping pong. You might think all the humiliating losses as my reflexes slow down might become hard to take, but if they don’t bother me now, why should it bother me later?
Volleyball.
