No America’s club

If you want to break up, just file for divorce, no need to drag the fed govt into this

What are you gonna make?

You can ever say cunt

The robots have learned of quiet quitting

Swipe left to go left. Swipe right to go right. Pinch to accelerate. Say in a clear voice “Please begin braking” to decelerate.

This is Australia, so the patient would be out of pocket about $2.50 for parking at the hospital.

I bought a roborock Q Revo the other week, and it works great at vacuuming and mopping.

I changed its spoken language to Chinese though, to remind me who I’m living with.

I thought this was a funny gag, until I changed my router and wifi, and then had to update the robots wifi connection with all the voice prompts in chinese

Plastic shopping bag: lasts 1000 years stuck in a bush outside a Tesco without breaking down

Carefully engineered storage medium stored in ambient temperature indoors in a case:

Make the chassis out of aluminium so the whole bastard is a heatsink.