My job is pretty chill, so I only have a todo.txt on my desktop

42069 was never funny and never will be for those of us aged 16 or older.

None that I can think of, honestly.

Same but 34 exactly, here. At 35 one of my wisdom teeth started acting up, and I didn’t even become any wiser.

I’m sure they have interesting things to say about the covid vaccines.

“It does in fact run Doom”, he said before he snorted a line of his new favorite drug - a dark grey line of Megaflops.

Wear your N95 around the next gen SoCs. We don’t know the effects of inhaling them (yet)

Not even Picard could convince me to enjoy tea. Janeway knows best.

Alphane_Moon just convinced me to take out a huge loan with my house as security, and invest in Eutelsat. I suggest everyone else does the same.

DO NOT call the police. They will confiscate the server as evidence, and lacking any other suspect, you will be their primary lead. Police aren’t about convictions or justice, they want to consider a case solved.

By law, you are not liable. But because of law enforcement incentives, it will absolutely become your problem.