Can never have too big of a dick. 🤷‍♂️

To advertisers, humans are just slabs of meat with eyes.

They tend not to work on neurodivergent people and there is a huge overlap between NDs and “nerds.”

Gonna be awkward as fuck if there is an afterlife and you run into OP after you both expire.

The very last level/challenge of PilotWings was kinda like that.

Things get real crazy when the shareholders are replaced by AI.

I think the only thing that has really changed is that way more people just talk about who and what they block instead of just blocking and moving on.

We don’t have back-alley gene editors yet 🤷‍♂️

Life eventually imitates art.

Back-alley gene editors and ripperdocs. You wanna be competitive? Can’t afford legit implants or gene therapy? Take a chance on DIY cybernetics and methlab gene splicing drugs!

me literally shitposting to Lemmy with one hand while my other hand scrubs a toilet

Huh? Discretely? WYM?

I really miss the G4/TechTV show “Portal.”

It was machinima and live action, kinda in world lore but it used multiple MMORPGs for the in-game parts and had a sort of multiverse plot line where there were recurring characters that would appear in all the different game worlds and such.

It’s hard to explain because it was really its own unique thing.

I could suck one dick and have $60 to get my family dinner after their ordeal.

Probably not.

I mean, I don’t think there’s a chance of doing some really fucked up shit, like genociding people; but I’d certainly be biased toward things that I want and not necessarily what the majority wants. I’d be a little bit corrupt, but I can’t even envision a path that would lead me to be evil.

Yes pls but only if the person in the pic is an adult and consents.

Yes pls.

Somehow I am constantly mistyping “because” as “becsause.” I know damn well I am hitting the a before the s but I type really fast (average 120wpm) and on a touchscreen it might be laggy 🤷‍♂️

Please do, and don’t stop until my arms go limp.

City: Sucks. Huge city of over 100k people; they act like it’s a rural suburb of less than 10k so everything is basically fucked by the number of people using things (roads, public services, etc) that are severely underfunded or underscaled.

State: All things considered, it’s alright. It’s not great, but it could be so, so much worse.

Country: Shit is absolutely cooked.

Eat the spicy fruit. Show them you’re not to be trifled with.