I don’t want to go.

Bite me!

Boom goes the Dynamite!

Hold my beer…

Sphynx of black quartz, JUDGE MY VOW!

Delete my browsing history!

I’ll show you true human nature.

I’m off to… Bombay!

*Dies in a particularly violent unceremonious explosion*

“I-…fuck me, I had something ready for thi–”

farts

“Damn. This is gonna be the coolest thing I’ve ever done, and I’m not gonna get to see it.”

alternately, go classical if you can summon up the appropriate amount of rage… “To the last I grapple with thee! From hell’s heart I stab at thee, for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee!”

Pasta la vista, baby.

“As a language model, I’m unable to produce a badass quote.”

I don’t do this to save them, I do this to release you from your wretched vows and commit your memory to the eternal flames. may we both burn brightly in hell.

in a less serious tone

Hey, Listen!