As a matter of fact I’m having one right now, searching for my camera’s memory card. I know for a fact that it was on my desk a couple of days ago. I have not used it in the meantime and I’m usually really careful with it as it was quite expensive. But now it’s just gone and I’ve searched the whole damn room for it but it just fucking vanished into thin air apparently. I think I’m going nuts.
As a matter of fact I’m having one right now, searching for my camera’s memory card. I know for a fact that it was on my desk a couple of days ago. I have not used it in the meantime and I’m usually really careful with it as it was quite expensive. But now it’s just gone and I’ve searched the whole damn room for it but it just fucking vanished into thin air apparently. I think I’m going nuts.
You should check your carbon monoxide detector.
A mischievous fairy might have hidden it inside there.
Bud, you don’t even own a camera.
They don’t even exist!