Lol. Guys come on. It’s the first thing everyone would do.
Two chicks at the same time.
I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a l holodeck I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with a holodeck.
Install Doom.
Set myself up as Spider-Man. Its what I wanted to do since I was 7. Then some weird sex stuff.
Why not both at the same time?
Create a Westworld-type environment.
Girls. Sorry but its true. At least at first.
But then once that gets boring, I guess I would create beautiful environments to walk around in.
Boring? What do you mean
Run Resident Evil 2 on it
No, but seriously, are those things self cleaning or do you have to go all over the floor, walls, and ceiling after you’re done with a black light and a mop…?
I can tell you what colour of uniform I wouldn’t wear!
No command for you then?
In TOS only, that was the joke
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Doh!
And SNW now that I think about it but no worries, you’re totally right redshirt is a trope for a reason
Your mom.
Insert funny porn joke.
But in all seriousness? A fully immersive, 100% realistic Dungeons and Dragons game with my friends. Exactly the same as we would run it at our table. We’d hop down to the replicators and holo-disguise generators and make ourselves up like our characters, and I’d just follow them around in a spooky mysterious robe and narrate the story.
That’s it. I would run the best D&D game ever, the game of a lifetime, for my best friends.
Well, it’ll probably involve tentacles, I can tell you that much.
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Finding out where all the fluids would be going after ending the program?
Oh we already know: biofilters.
