Be aware: Newsweek has a history of posting stories that placate and reassure the non-MAGA crowd. I don’t 100% trust their intentions as an organization. Kamala Harris was definitely going to win according to Newsweek, the week before the election.

Using “they” as singular. Also, referring to animals besides humans as “he,” “she,” or “they” instead of “it.”

I usually am a grammar nazi, but these are things I do very intentionally.

We’re spending all this money on you now so you can’t grow up and say we didn’t spend money on you when your were a kid.

C’mon now, don’t be ungrateful. I mean… you made the conscious decision to be born, right?