My cousins didn’t do it. They were with me all the time that day, eating falafel tacos.

Also, a bit too articulate for the average cultist.

Considering my bad luck, from very, very old age.

Aside from the unfortunate name of the university, I think that part of why LLMs may be perceived as smart or ‘smarter’ is because they are very articulate and, unless prompted otherwise, use proper spelling and grammar, and tend to structure their sentences logically.

Which ‘smart’ humans may not do, out of haste or contextual adaptation.