Okay I had to actually switch accounts before replying, ha ha. My absolute favorite guilty pleasure is reading and writing m/m paranormal smut. Absolutely love it. I hoover that shit up.

Family knows I write urban fantasy, so when I started writing m/m smut, I had to get a pen name. They think I stopped writing after two books-- but that’s not accurate since I have three books under the pen name. The middle book is so smutty that I would be horrified for anyone to connect me to it but it is a damn fine piece of writing. Damn fine. So full of absolutely animalistic descriptive sex, it’s frankly amazing I managed to fit a plot in there somewhere.

So, writing and reading smutty books. 😚

That weird fish monster SB bought to be a friend for Gary. When it shoves a tentacle in his mouth…

I wfh so my car is 99% of the time outside my house. It’s in the shop for a few days and no one is choosing to park in front of my house! I swear to God they must think I’m a raging hambeast or something, ready to screech out the window if someone parks there. It’s not MY spot. I don’t own it. Please park there when my car isn’t there! So annoying!

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Same! Watching AND taking pictures because that ain’t ever happening again.

I ordered a DQ blizzard once. Store is literally walking distance.

But I wanted it and didn’t want to go anywhere. And someone might need the money and it’d take em like two minutes so…

Yam Tits just heard the term, hence the sudden tariffs.

It represents everything they hate. CA ain’t perfect, but it’s got a lot of good stuff going for it. Especially that monster economy.

I like to rag on our state to the south friend-o, but it’s outta love for the pnw. You keep doing you because it fucking pisses off the Pedo Party and that’s awesome.