This is gonna be just like my buddy at my old job where it became an office-wide (joke) rift and everybody took sides and anytime someone new joined we’d ask them which side they were on and there was much hemming and hawing on Slack.

Pineapple on pizza. You’re wrong and I wanna fight you but we can still be friends and have a good time over drinks.

Education. I’d be a history professor if I wasn’t averse to getting the accreditation. Next up, housing the unhoused. But I have no skill for that, whereas I have a passion for history and might reach a couple of students.

A slow and painful death. Also,injury causing brain damage.

I stopped wearing any clothing with visible brand logos years ago. The only branding on my shirts is for bands and podcasts that I like.

Best answer. We can sell it!

Your coworkers are stupid, shitty fathers. Go be with your kid.