You’ll never believe it, but I just invented a new type of AI a few seconds after reading your comment.

I call it OSIRGT: One-Shot Immediate Regurgitation Generative Transformer.

It starts out as an empty model of variable-count weights ranging from 0 to 255 between a linear sequence of parameters. Whenever you feed it training data, it uses the incoming stream of bytes to adjust the weight at position n to log2(2^k) * n^0 where k is the incoming byte. After a weight is updated, n is increased by 1 and the process repeats until all training data is consumed. To use the model, provide a finite stream of zeroes and it transforms the 0 into another number based on the weight between the current parameter and the next one.

You may be asking yourself, “isn’t that just an obtuse way to create a perfect copy of something?”

And to that, my good human, I say: shut up and use this open-source model training program with a built-in BitTorrent client.

> FAA prevents SpaceX from launching more rockets
> Musk guts the FAA
> FAA no longer stopping rockets
> Musk decries nobody will stop other people’s rockets

DisplayPort: We have

• Higher maximum resolution.
• Better support for higher refresh rates.
• Multi-stream transport so you can use a single display cable for multiple monitors.

HDMI: Oh yeah? Well, we have

• Royalties.
• Specifications hidden behind contracts.
• An emphasis on implementing DRM technology that makes it hard to use a capture card.

Fuck HDMI.