A rubber stamp of my grandfather’s initials, which happens to be exactly my initials.

Nobody else in the family have this initials, so this really would worth anything only to me.

Not worthless. That is some dope piece of art! I bet that would put your dining room together nicely!

With one not giving a fuck, and the other severely fractured due to conflicting ideals none the less

Certified expert popping out of nowhere to explain technical stuff in a casual discussion.

Life imitates art.

Why is this even a question?

Oh, you mean a spreadsheet?

Samsung? Apple? Microsoft?

At least if that happens, you’ll simply sleep for the rest of your life.