A pie is just round toast or maybe round soup/salad/bread bowl.

Pretty self-explanatory.

Reminds me of your mom!

A nice, plump dumper.

Pizza is either toast or a sandwich.

Edit: So yes, I think you’re right.

FML

Shit. Welp. So much for fridges. Thanks, OP!

Off with their heads.

6-7 years old

🤭

A clock was wrong. Or you’re bad at reading clocks? Or you’re asleep and this is all a dream?

Leg wasn’t going to saw itself off.

My superpower choice is to convert all of BlueberryWalnut’s no-wipers into butt mud like wet red Georgia clay.

:(

My birthday. Everyone gives me gifts. It affects the world in that they all have to give me gifts.

No more fridge magnets.

How do you feel about yard work?

Tuesdays, am I right?

We all went through that phase at one time or another.

Adam Savage. I saw his lion mask video.

That actually makes it more believable somehow.