In the support article Microsoft explains:

"After provisioning a PC with a Windows 11, version 24H2 monthly cumulative update released on or after July 2025 (KB5062553), various apps such as StartMenuExperiencehost, Search, SystemSettings, Taskbar or Explorer might experience difficulties.

lol

This is worse than the Bowling Green Massacre!

Ffs just stop talking, dude.

Slag free communication?

Depends on how much time you got innit

what about “bit rot” (but, y’know, tiny tiny bits)

Linux Phone take me away!

Yeah that almost never happens. Besides they’re covered by the comprehensive protection of CrowdStrike. And Microsoft.

Just because you’re paranoid, don’t mean they’re not after you

Of course known maintenance windows are the perfect time for the ol’ cyberattackeroo.

Everyone who remembers the interwebs before these fancy-pants “down detectors” gets a free day. Enjoy! Have an ice cream!

State actors: Let’s take down . . Ohhh . . Howabout cloudflare today.

So vendors are gouging people and you blame the manufacturer? That is funny. $15 would buy you a 12 pack of tall boys and you’d get change back. Ffs

Who tf thinks to bring water to a concert tho.

Well, you. Now. For one.

Uh, sure.

i assumed that was intentional

the water beverage company Liquid Death has a flavor called “Dead Billionaire”. There are lots of flavors available on amazon but for some reason that’s not one of them.

First sentence:

Samsung has been accused of shipping budget Galaxy A and M series smartphones with pre-installed spyware that users can’t easily remove.

So unremovable in the sense that it can be removed.

This is the result of ubiquitous propaganda.

It’s that simple. Corporate news sewers only swish it around, they never stop it.

*liberal term police siren in distance*

Crap. Let’s go.

All of it?