I worry a lot of it is human trafficking or at least human trafficking lite. A lot of employers really like having employees they don’t actually have to pay properly or obey workplace safety and other protections for, and who will be afraid to speak up about fraud and other illegal practices.

But to me that would be easily solved if we only made it illegal to hire people without a permit, but never deport or otherwise penalize the workers. And publicize that heavily. So if you don’t have a permit and your boss is abusing you, just call the hotline on the billboard and let us know and we’ll arrest them and you can go find another sketchy employer and tell on them too when they piss you off.

No one would be hiring people without permits if there were actual consequences for the employer. We wouldn’t be stuck with trying to figure out how to deport people and whatnot. They’d only be able to hire people the law is already protecting as workers. but nobody actually wants to hold rich people accountable for having caused all this trouble in the first place.

how for right coherent sentences other people red

I can’t tell if this is a bit or not—I thought I was having a stroke for a minute.

nah hammer to fall still slaps

am I already scheduled for a shift? I make that hourly.

I think I would last a little longer than average. And I only say that because the more power I get handed the more anxiety I get and I think it’s the people it doesn’t make anxious that are the scariest. I also burnout quickly though and I don’t handle everybody being mad at me very gracefully.

Not sure if this is what they’re talking about, but vampires are frequently depicted as having to stop and count large numbers of small things. So if you’re being chased by one you can throw out salt or grains of rice or seeds or whatever and they will have to stop and count it before they continue pursuing you. Or you can attack while they’re preoccupied too I guess. That’s where you get the count from Sesame Street.

oh this one is a fav of mine but I was raised redneck so

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