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FFS, can we deal with these fucking traitors already?!?

The magats can all starve.

Well, and also because I can express my hope that a piano fall on Spez’s head.

Best i can do is $3.50.

I’m the lone human being who understands the code behind the byzantine financial operation of my org. No kill switch necessary.

Pro tip: your poorly thought out business rules can lead to stupidly complex processes.

Cool. I think he should piss on the 3rd rail.