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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Besides bars and clubs, how does a guy put himself around more women?English
111·4 months agoAre you doing all the important shit like bathing and working on yourself? I feel this gets overlooked a lot.
I would trust him to design a cleaner to get the jizz stains out of the upholstery of the chair in my masturbatorium. I’d also hire him to do it. Under the table and at sub par wages of course. Then, before I paid him, I’d put some sweet baby rays on my balls and see it he wants some real genuine ballskin. And of course he would which would give me the perfect opportunity to extol the Roman Empire and regale him with tales of real men and masculinity. Sweet baby rays baby!

I wouldn’t know