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You can get a 1TB drive for much less than $400

My partner uses about 10 lamps at any given time, and the room must be a black hole because I still can’t see shit

That you get more conservative as you get older. Really it’s because boomers have been getting wealthier as they get older. Everyone else I know has only gotten more radicalized against the class war.

On a similar note, that money doesn’t buy happiness. While technically true (see: Musk), it buys security and stability, which are prerequisites for happiness

None, because I’m never having children

If my partner asked I’d say hell fucking no

If she did it without asking we wouldn’t be together after that, and she’d likely be facing a legal challenge that would inevitably get dismissed after Musk x-cretes that he “finds it hot”

Sextidi? Je ne vois pas de problème

SRS/GRS is absolutely everywhere as an acronym. It stands for Sex/Gender Reassignment Surgery

HRT too (Hormone Replacement Therapy)

I know a year seems like a lot right now but it’s really not. A year is nothing. Don’t take a gap year, he doesn’t want you to either.

Waking up to Trump’s day-one anti trans EO calling me an “anti American Ideology” and waging war on trans people. My partner and I made the decision then and there to escape.

Close second is choking on a piece of baked potato while home alone as a kid

Not affecting me, came back from a trip to find my friend nearly comatose on my couch. She had been watching the apartment. Her blood sugar was over 1000.

Eugenics

It’s one word off from an Alice in Wonderland quote

D&D Cleric

I didn’t get searched, but I did get pulled over once and interrogated for about 20 minutes while the cops tried to dig up some reason to ticket me. This was during Obama years, I’m Hispanic and was driving a beat up car.

The cops implied that I had been drinking (false), I had been on a party boat (also false, I was on a transport ferry and couldn’t even go inside because of my dog), and that my dog was dangerous (she was asleep on the passenger seat), among more.

I’m ace in a demi relationship, but I’m NGL, it’s still hard. I’m suuuuper glad sex isn’t the focus of our relationship and we’ve been going strong for a while, but it does also add complexity

Regular fucking eyesight

I’m not even asking for 20/20, I’m asking for eyesight that can be fixed by LASIK

Wait for the service light to turn on then ignore it for months until you hear a grinding sound?

Heh that was my experience too. But I grew up with a single parent who spent all his time working, so most people’s childhoods weren’t spent climbing 5 floors of scaffolding for fun

Met my partner and was astounded by her loving family

Ah good ole ADHD. I have a love hate relationship with mine. We’re on speaking terms.

I like to describe it as being simultaneously bored and overstimulated (tbf that’s also how I describe ADHD sex)

Leaving the country and padding my reserves

I know it’s gonna hit everyone, but I’m trying to mitigate the impact