Solid cube of antimatter. Fuck you world!

Coming home from the pub and your clothes and hair reaking of cigarette smoke

HSBC - how many times can a bank be caught laundering dirty money and still exist?

2016 - woke up and swore at the TV twice that year.

Once for brexit, and again for the US elections.

Never have I had so little faith in humanity.

Up every morning at the crack of noon.

Will review in early April. See if this tariff bullshit happens or not.

That people are not wilfully stupid. The last 10 years have proved people will act against their own benefit if TV tells them to do it.

Moved my retirement fund from stocks to all cash yesterday. Orange doofus is going to cause even more issues for stock markets in the next few weeks.

If it doesn’t work, hit it with a hammer.

If it then breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

Me breathing a sigh of relief for still using my S10.

It makes calls, send texts and I can read Lemmy with the app. What more do I need?

More like this

Like any country there are good and bad areas.

In England. never, ever, go to Slough.

You seen deliverance?

He moved into the badlands by Liverpool in England. Might have got a job and have no time to post.

“Quick! Jump to chrome instead!” - Google spokesperson

Speaking of users, whatever happened to Flyingsquid?

By this logic, everyone charged (not convicted, just charged) should have their accounts and submissions changed in the same manner as Luigi’s.