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13 hours agoMoving out and finally experiencing childhood at 27.
I’m only alive because successfully killing myself is hard. Bernadette, she/her, smash bros addict, dog person, work addict, ruined beyond repair, stuck in the past. I will defend Amazon and Nintendo like they’re the parents I never had. They did, and will do, nothing wrong, ever.
Moving out and finally experiencing childhood at 27.
Spotify and apps like it. Imagine paying a subscription to a subpar selection of music when you could just download mp3s. Imagine having skipping a song being a privilege. Are you an abused kid? Is drinking water a privilege too? I paid once for BlackPlayer simply because it’s my favorite music player app. The most important features were free.
Hate them as much as you want, Amazon has the best entry level jobs to ever exist, with amazing benefits if you’re permanent and decent benefits if you’re not.
That mandatory overtime tho 😬😬😬😬 (it’s worth it)