Yeah, nothing pleases us more than constant, buggy updates.

I weep for your customers

My home server is made of literal garbage.

If you buy an ACME widget at K-Mart, and it bursts into flames, do you sue ACME, or K-Mart?

Even worse, you could actually easily see the mannequin behind the rain curtain.

To save Elmo a few bucks.

Nice try, my boss.

The same thing a Tesla always does: behave erratically and dangerously.

They’re not reading speed limit signs; they’ll follow the speed limit noted on the reference maps, like what you see in the app on your phone.

It’s significantly higher than should be expected given his “accomplishments” thus far

Not even that. It’s just a weighted model of what a sentence should look like, with no concept of factual correctness.

Off-device processing has been the default from day one. The only thing changing is the removal for local processing on certain devices, likely because the new backing AI model will no longer be able to run on that hardware.

No, that’s just good ol’ dementia.

Ironically, an LLM won’t do any actual reasoning, either.

Because there are multiple criteria that people look for in a car? Or because fuck you.

fire tablet, fire phone, fire sale!

Great, now unfuck the car I already have

Try reading the article next time.

Finally, some technical details that were sorely lacking from yesterday’s article.

Anyway, having direct unprivileged R/W access to platform memory is indeed a security hole, no matter the vendor.