Rhynoplaz

I never claimed that the thoughts were always relevant to others.

The reason they don’t know what’s happening is because they’ve already moved on to thinking about other things. They’ve gone down a mental rabbit hole so fast, it’s going to take some time to get back to that conversation that was happening moments ago.

Alcohol makes you act without thinking, pot makes you think without action.

Those are just assholes who happen to smoke

There’s some in every crowd.

That’s funny. That was the first thing that popped in my head. I don’t know how to pronounce any of your favorite Scandinavian bands’ names, but I think we’ll get along just fine.

“We need to talk when you get here.”

If we’re not going to talk about it now, why not wait to bring it up until I’m there?

I think I might be okay with this one. If I think I’m going over there for a fun get together, but I’m ambushed with a serious discussion (almost always very bad) it’s going to be more challenging for me. I think the warning would prepare me for what’s about to happen.

This probably isn’t for me then. Dad lore IS my childhood.

Can you explain? I don’t know what that means.

Nice.

Unleaded costs extra.

He’s right. It is what’s holding THEM back

Has Melania been detained yet?

I wouldn’t call Scream a parody. Scary Movie was the parody. Scream was just self aware that it was a scary movie in a universe where scary movies exist.