

Golf is offensively boring, because it is such an elitist sport, takes way too much land to even play, we’re talking multiple football fields and stadiums here. The only appeal it attracts are just richie losers with boring personalities, older people and just plain elitist people. The only time Golf got even remotely interesting, was when Tiger Wood was playing. But since that era is long and gone, it is straight back to the basics.
Honorable mentions:
Racing - All of it. I don’t care if it’s Nascar, Formula 1, Truck Series .etc You are essentially watching people go around and around any track. All the while, corporate sponsorships galore, everything is a walking living billboard for so many sponsored companies trying to remind you what to buy or subscribe.
Poker - I loathed the days when sports networks decided, even ESPN for a while, to broadcast Poker events. Just watching a bunch of random gamblers, at a table, playing cards, for hours. What a productive event to broadcast…
The Kentucky Derby - Predates vehicular racing, only with horses and not as much sponsorship. It’s just another venue to gamble at and disgusts me it is over the lives of horses.
All Olympic Events - The only things the Olympics are currently famous for, are what’s going on around it politically and whether there’s controversy. It has lost a lot of relevance and importance for decades now.
That’s why I call the Super Bowl the Commercial Bowl. It’s one of the American’s biggest hypocrisies. We bitch and gripe about seeing so many ads and commercials, but we take one day out of the year to focus on one sports event that are now primarily known for commercials, trailers and reveals.
AND THEN WE GO BACK TO BITCHING ABOUT COMMERCIALS THE NEXT FUCKING DAY! THIS IS WHY WE WILL ALWAYS SEE TONS OF COMMERCIALS AND ADS!