Perfectly Safe© until proven* otherwise!

- every polluter ever

*Hope you have good lawyers and deep pockets

…are they though? Or is this just temporary observation until the next outrage distraction?

Was this corporate spokesperson authorized to talk to this outlet about this topic? Just because they’re a spokesperson doesn’t mean they can talk freely.

My old company solved that problem by making everything high priority by default, with efforts directed by the whims of the CTO.