Yeah! Don’t fucking tell US our experience is limited and biased!!! snorts angrily

Bought a Samsung SMART combo microwave/grill/convection oven. Has a motorized glass plate. Motor now turns intermittently. Sometimes does not turn at all, during a 20-min bake. ONLY 3yrs OLD. Miss me with that planned obsolescence shit!

Edit:typo

And sadly, this game runs too fast on modern hardware. Back then the programmers used CPU cycles as a timing advancement technique. So like a Pentium 4’s cyclic operation kept the game playable. Try it under emulation on a modern CPU and the game is unplayably fast. Yes I tried slowing down the processor speed in Virtualbox, can’t find the sweet spot % so this game is lost in time. Like the dinos.

Oh, there’s a monkey in my pocket, And he’s stealing all my change, His stare is blank and glassy, I suspect that he’s deranged…