I’ll go against the grain on this one, I actually think something akin to this is the right approach.
“Protect the children” will have to go somewhere, it’s not going to just die. Getting a device with locked down access is better than the ridiculous changes to the internet that are being planned.
This might not be the right implementation, but I think the idea is along the right lines… or at least, the least worst option.
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