My bedroom is for sleeping and fucking

Admittedly, so is my sofa, but one is definitely more purpose-built…

I was passionately in love with a parasitic substance abuser

It was fun. By all the gods people have invented, it was fun. She was amazing at turning on the charm. All my friends were thrilled for me, saying how delightful she was

What they didn’t see was the manipulation, the abuse and expert-level twisting of everything to be either my responsibility or my fault

It all fell apart when I was busy working and she started using again. We weren’t angels. We drank (her drinking worried me, and that’s saying a lot given how fond of booze I am), we took drugs, we were playing very hard

If I hadn’t ended it, I know that it would have cost me everything. I was perilously close to doing things that would have cost me my career (which I did eventually anyway, but under quite different circumstances)

But without my “supervision”, she slipped back into getting high as soon as she was awake. I started to see why she was a child in an adult’s body

One day, her excuses for her shitty behaviour sounded even more hollow than usual, so I pulled the pin.

I learnt a lot. I’m glad it happened, but I wouldn’t do it again.

Nope

If you want to kill romance and intimacy, then put a TV in the bedroom

English, Maori, Japanese, Korean, Spanish

I’m just here to post my silly “performance art” (it’s porn, but not like most porn…)

Kiwi here

You’d be surprised…

If you have ever posted something vaguely critical of Trump, Elmo or nazis in another sub, then you may well have bots automatically remove your posts and comments on other subs

It turns out that there are plenty of people who are perfectly OK with nazis across many subreddits out there

Reddit has gone to shit

Being vacuous

Ie. celebrity worship, a disregard for politics etc.

It’s not a snobbery thing, but I can’t find someone attractive unless I’m into their mind

Compatibility leads to attraction for me

It’s possibly my silliest video ever!

The goal is to feel nothing at all!

I’m not actually into sounding, I just like making funny content

It’s a masonry bit

I also went over it with some 1000 grit sandpaper to smooth out any potentially rough edges

Oh, I sit…

I use my phone for everything

It’s annoying sometimes when my place is a bit like a Faraday cage, but it works well enough for me

I don’t play games or anything. I don’t do much online at all

It’s pretty easy to live a life without a fancy internet connection if you want to

Nah,

Things like this

And this

Well, I quite enjoy fisting, and I’m really good at it…

Banned across all accounts

I said “bad bot” to a nazi apologist, and apparently that’s “violence”

It’s a shame. I had quite a cult following for my “performance art”

I almost lost a fingertip a couple of years back when someone I worked with fucked up.

That’s the only one I’m slightly miffed about.

I have enough sensation, and the scarring has improved with time

My tattoos are old and wonky, but they’re a marker of my life. They are with me to remind me of where I am, and where I have been

I’ve removed all the piercings apart from the PA, and that’s not closing up without surgery. I’m actually really fond of it. I’ve had it for a couple of decades now, and I think it’s pretty impressive

Most importantly, my woman likes it!