Meh, I’ll leave down voted posts. It’s the mods around here who don’t seem to want to leave them up.

Amazon employee with no piss breaks listening in on my echo:

“How many fucking cats does this guy have? Just chose one name and call it that!”

Edit: “I don’t know Jeff, sell him a fucking dr seuss book or something the guys mental.”

Smoking at recess helped me pass my math exams! 5×5 is 20 just like the number cigarettes in a pack of Morleys. And the number years subtracted from my life expectancy! Thanks Morley! For the maths.

I get not wanting to expose people who don’t want it to meta, tho.

Federation, no?