Edit: omg my first gold and it’s about buttholes smh

“This” used get downvoted into oblivion back in the day on Reddit.

21. Old enough to do adult things. Body can process alcohol in a single night. Boner worked on command, not that it doesn’t now but I feel like it was more so back then.

They assume if you’re not a fat alcoholic that you don’t know how to fix cars. They’re also repeating the same dumbass jokes like “replace your blinker fluid”.