Usually I’d be ‘screw apple’ for this sort of headline, but really, stealing from your friend, getting him fired, and then selling the stolen info to some dorky YouTuber is just stupid.

Do Russians not eat hamburgers? Is something stopping them from doing so?

Country known for historically being resistant to rapid technological change is resisting newest technological change trends.

How surprising.

Next up, we asked a shoe to write a haiku but it was beaten by a 30 year old HaikuMaker™®©.