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Lol, never heard that one before

• A Knights Tale
• Scott Pilgrim vs The World
• Young Frankenstein
• The Matrix
• The Big Lebowski

Ironic, considering some of Jesus’s best friends were hoes

That’s a good one, I’d have steak and rice every other night

Not sure where you heard that, it hardly has anything in common with the original besides the main character, general premise, and some themes. The tone, dialogue, most characters, and subplots are totally different.

I can clone her…

Probably ginger beer. I’ll even squeeze some lime in there if I want a Moscow mule hold the Moscow.

whatever I want

With Coheed and Cambria right? I was this close to getting tickets to that one but bowed out because I’d already seen Primus on their tribute to kings tour and didn’t care for Coheed and Cambria, but now I regret it because I’ve been listening Guerilla Toss recently and they’re hella very catchy

edit: can’t use “hella” more than once in a comment chain, I don’t make the rules

Magic is Easy by Guerilla Toss is hella wobbly